That Gavaskar rascal fellow, he say he do commentary
Morning night his cricket bak-bak on TV
‘Ball short of a length’ and ‘Ball full of a length’
Serious serious all the time like shob-jaanta chemistry teacher
Making jaah-taa T20 matches look like great India-Pakistan thriller
Wasting time when we should be watching Apur Sansar 59th time.
Hnaan saar, the same to same Gavaskar fellow, he say aaj ke aami 74
Oi-shob bollay hobay na, aamra boka noi dada
Onaar chool full black, body fit, no line on face
As because I am from Kolkata, what I am fool
As if we don’t have enough problems with vegetable daam
Now new shomoshyaa, ki boli, says ‘I am 74’.
Between you and me private, that Gavaskar fellow walks 10,000 steps a day,
He go to gym and lifts khoob bhaari ujon,
He eat little and read lots,
He wear hat brought from ‘bilayt’
He look ‘yong’ like Jhiltu or Pultu from Shyampukur para
If you tell me now he is 74, I say what I always say: ‘Ghoraar deem!’
Aami bolchi, that Gavaskar fellow
Who he think he is
He say Ashwin ke khelaano uchit in WTC final
He say Suryakumar Yaday best in 100 years
At 74 baba, how possible you have so much gyaan
I think some bibhotso chokranto, deserve Ananda Bajar-er todonto.
This is serious national matter, maa dibbi
That Gavaskar fellow have some secret jol, ring, amulet
Which he keep under pillow at night before bishraam
I am going to ask that shaara prithbi wants to know
What you drink, what you eat, what you read
To stay 39, mind korben na, when all of us going older.
